Weekend haiku

Thanksgiving Parade, 
Santa knows which balloons have 
been naughty or nice 

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Chris says he's, "living 
the dream", but will not confirm 
if it's a good one

Friday haiku

In the middle of 
the intersection, Julie 
seeks enlightenment

Thursday haiku

Christmas lights, music, 
ribbons, wrappings for weeks, 
today's Thanksgiving

Wednesday haiku

T'was the night before 
Thanksgiving, not a creature 
stirring... poor turkey

Tuesday haiku

My wife and her friends 
are talking about babies, 
get me out of here

Monday haiku

David Bowie's gone, 
and no longer creating 
music we can hear

Weekend haiku

I'm as shaky as 
a grove of Aspen trees in 
a very stiff breeze 

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Fragile flowers in 
a foreign field find they can't 
flourish forever

Friday haiku

While a butterfly 
flits in Kansas, a teacup 
shatters in Taiwan

Thursday haiku

Robinson's losing 
his hair to radiation, 
but keeping his brain

Wednesday haiku

Nothing quells upset 
stomachs like sashimi, or 
maybe causes them

Tuesday haiku

I promise you, I 
haven't had a drink since the 
one I just finished

Monday haiku

The yellowjackets, 
so desperate as the wind 
chills, fly frantically

Weekend haiku

Culture Club released 
a new album, Boy George's 
music trans mission 

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The cruelty and 
pettiness in her heart far 
outweighed her beauty

Friday haiku

Slowly deflating, 
he tried to write poetry 
on his sleeping pad

Thursday haiku

I'm disappointed 
by my all-season tent, it's 
missing Rosemary

Wednesday haiku

We destroy nature, 
then drive hours just to find 
some sections unspoiled

Tuesday haiku

It's not Italian 
or Mexican, most folks think 
the best food is free

Monday haiku

I just can't see the 
invisible woman as 
a solid mother

Weekend haiku

Seeing co-workers 
at a beer festival tells 
me, "Don't drink too much" 

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They brought in chili 
dogs for lunch, good thing the phones 
aren't smell-o-vision

Friday haiku

Like a centerfold, 
Bobby wears a staple in 
his belly button

Thursday haiku

If you don't want kids, 
you likely shouldn't marry 
on a Labor Day

Wednesday haiku

I know I married 
the right gal when fifty bucks 
spent is expensive

Tuesday haiku

We are blessed to be 
here, on this coast, with friends and 
this bottle of wine

Monday haiku

After leaving the 
Supreme Court, she's now evil, 
Darth Bader Ginsburg

Weekend haiku

His vehicle ran 
on coffee and chocolate sauce, 
it was a mochar 

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Leading the Empire 
has given him cancer, so 
he's now Chemo Ren

Friday haiku

We fight about my 
vegetable consumption, she 
cries, "Give peas a chance"