Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Wednesday's Haiku

The blind man was still
able to both A and B,
but no longer C

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Tuesday's Haiku

Sometimes I think these
words are all I have left, so
then I stop writing

Monday, November 28, 2011

Monday's Haiku

The thrill of a big
adventure changes both scope
and cost as you age

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Weekend Haiku's

Both the turkey and
I got stuffed, but I got to
keep all my innards 


Both the turkey and
I got stuffed, but I didn't
need a helping hand

Friday, November 25, 2011

Friday's Haiku

Thanksgiving is the
indian word for the phrase,
"I ate too damn much!" 


It's not tryptophan
that makes you sleepy, it's the
third and fourth helpings

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Thursday's Haiku

Everyone should be
giving thanks this special day,
except the turkey

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Wednesday's Haiku

As I fall, the light
shrinks from sun to moon to star,
until I can't see

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Tuesday's Haiku

The deeper in I
sink, the harder to get out,
the light a small dot

Monday, November 21, 2011

Monday's Haiku

Losing a friendship
means that one more connection
left port and set sail

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Weekend Haiku's

The only reason
to wait a year for sex is
if she's seventeen 


Four o' clock dead zone:
Too late for coffee, but too
soon for tequila

Friday, November 18, 2011

Friday's Haiku

This summer, I'll fall
on the bed springs, hoping she
might let me winter

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Thursday's Haiku

I looked for the creek
or the river in my couch,
finding just a spring

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Wednesday's Haiku

An umbrella is
just a small, temporary
roof with a handle

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Tuesday's Haiku

The one piece of used
furniture I'd never buy
is a strip club couch

Monday, November 14, 2011

Monday's Haiku

Outdoor furniture
should not be used in the house,
unless you have kids

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Weekend Haiku's

I would have to guess
that if snakes could speak, it would
be with a strong lisp 


Water lily blooms
are deep thinkers, always in
constant reflection

Friday, November 11, 2011

Friday's Haiku

Beer, pot and sex are
proof that God loves us and wants
us to be happy

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Thursday's Haiku

Don't fear the empty
beer glass, see it as a chance
to begin anew

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Wednesday's Haiku

Don't fear the empty
beer glass, see it as a chance
for brew fulfillment

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Tuesday's Haiku

You buy a beer and
you think it's yours, but it's just
a rental item

Monday, November 7, 2011

Monday's Haiku

Follow the person
who knows where they are going,
unless it's to Hell

Saturday, November 5, 2011

Weekend Haiku's

If temperatures
are relative, hot must be
a distant cousin 


The Miami boy
loved Seattle, but it was
weather dependent

Friday, November 4, 2011

Friday Haiku

God must be in cat's
heads because I've heard that the
devil's in the tails

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Thursday's Haiku

The chef only cooked
pork chops, as he didn't feel
his job was at steak

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Wednesday's Haiku

The sirloin studied
Shakespeare's complete works, to be
both done and well read

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Tuesday's Haiku

If you get your news
from a newspaper, you will
always be behind