Thursday, May 31, 2018

Thursday haiku

Why bad drummers can't 
get into the rhythm of 
this life sure beats me

Wednesday, May 30, 2018

Wednesday haiku

Daytona drivers 
don't believe in dieting, 
as they tend to fast

Tuesday, May 29, 2018

Tuesday haiku

For biker nerds, their 
infatuation tends to 
leave them too tired

Monday, May 28, 2018

Monday haiku

For hiker nerds, their 
infatuation tends to
trail off quite often

Saturday, May 26, 2018

Weekend haiku

For surfer nerds, their 
infatuation tends to 
always come in waves 

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For climber nerds, their 
infatuation tends to 
be a bit rocky

Friday, May 25, 2018

Friday haiku

For weather nerds, their 
infatuation, while strong, 
isn't always clear

Thursday, May 24, 2018

Thursday haiku

James Taylor's Fire 
and Rain Tour goes from L.A. 
up through Seattle

Wednesday, May 23, 2018

Wednesday haiku

He laughs like Cesar
Romero's Joker, but he
looks like the Penguin

Tuesday, May 22, 2018

Tuesday haiku

The company that 
manufactures those K-cups 
should be called Knotto

Monday, May 21, 2018

Monday haiku

K-cups are not found 
in heaven, they are strictly 
a hellish item

Saturday, May 19, 2018

Weekend haiku

Three weeks after her 
stroke, she just says yes and no; 
for now, that's enough 

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The spicy captain 
peppered the young princess with 
his salty language

Friday, May 18, 2018

Friday haiku

Unnerved, deflated, 
I have found my self-esteem 
has run out of steam

Thursday, May 17, 2018

Thursday haiku

I'm a poindexter, 
nerd, dweeb, dork, but then again, 
the best of us are

Wednesday, May 16, 2018

Wednesday haiku

Eighteen syllable 
words are very hard to say, 
or use in haiku 

Tuesday, May 15, 2018

Tuesday haiku

Vending machines are 
for those who don't care about 
expiration dates

Monday, May 14, 2018

Monday haiku

Ambulance drivers 
go so fast because there's no 
need for second aid

Saturday, May 12, 2018

Weekend haiku

If you're so busy, 
why is there so much time to 
complain you're busy? 

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"There's always next year," 
is the last resort for the 
truly desperate

Friday, May 11, 2018

Friday haiku

She said, "There's a full 
blown squirrel in my house!"  Are 
there deflated ones?

Thursday, May 10, 2018

Thursday haiku

In the water, pants 
unzipped, Bill misunderstood 
what flyfishing was

Wednesday, May 9, 2018

Wednesday haiku

Julie's computer 
missives are so brutal, it 
feels like you're e-mauled

Tuesday, May 8, 2018

Tuesday haiku

Stormy Daniels must 
be smug, knowing it's now time 
for Trump to go down

Monday, May 7, 2018

Monday haiku

Once the pervert saw 
undulating terrain, he 
was disappointed

Saturday, May 5, 2018

Weekend haiku

For many, divorce 
is just God's way of saying 
you have too much stuff 

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Some say to dance as 
if nobody's watching, but 
trust me, we're watching

Friday, May 4, 2018

Friday haiku

If Deb Redundant 
marries George Redundant, then 
changing her name is...

Thursday, May 3, 2018

Thursday haiku

Don't just seize the day, 
seize every day, except 
Fridays, those are mine!

Wednesday, May 2, 2018

Wednesday haiku

Don't just seize the day, 
tickle it, subdue it, make 
it use it's safe word

Tuesday, May 1, 2018

Tuesday haiku

Stopping your shower 
before you're rinsed off would be 
a rash decision