Tuesday haiku

Don't tell secrets in 
the cornfield, Annie, as they 
tend to be all ears

Monday haiku

Bill was sitting on 
his Nintendo, so he was 
on top of his game

Weekend haiku

Sixty is not the 
new forty; for you, it's more 
the new seventy 

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Sixty is so close 
to retirement, and yet 
still so far away

Friday haiku

Surprisingly, the 
show, "The Seven Deadly Wastes" 
didn't include Bill

Thursday haiku

Sitting by yourself, 
you're only alone if you 
don't hear the voices

Wednesday haiku

The European 
Union and Great Britain fight 
over Scotch whiskey

Tuesday haiku

While Theresa May's 
country plans stall, her career 
heads for the Brexit

Monday haiku

For this Halloween, 
Theresa May dresses up 
as the Brexorcist

Weekend haiku

Theresa May sings 
a Marvin Gaye cover song, 
"Brexual Healing" 

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Theresa May sings 
a Rod Stewart cover, "Do 
You Think I'm Brexy?"

Friday haiku

Theresa May knows 
what she wants for dinner and 
lunch, but not Brexit

Thursday haiku

For Theresa May, 
the crisis in Britain has 
turned Brexistential

Wednesday haiku

Theresa May found 
most the men in Parliament 
to be Brexist pigs

Tuesday haiku

Theresa May found 
her E.U. relationship 
purely Brexual

Monday haiku

Will anyone be 
the poster child of Brexit? 
Oh, Theresa may.

Weekend haiku

Florida, like the 
Brady Bunch, is about marsh- 
a, marsh-a, marsh-as 

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Sitting by yourself, 
you're only alone if you 
don't hear the voices

Friday haiku

Scrappy Doo was just 
the animated canine 
Cousin Oliver

Thursday haiku

Admiral Ackbar, 
you found out celebrity 
is also a trap

Wednesday haiku

Will I write a new 
haiku near Haiku? Not now, 
Maybe to Maui

Tuesday haiku

Billy's so mellow, 
he's the calm before, during, 
and after the storm

Monday haiku

Her knitted cap looked 
like ice cream with sprinkles, she 
wears it on Sundays

Weekend haiku

OMG, waiting 
4 my EKG 2 C 
F I M OK 

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My favorite punchline 
to a joke I haven't heard 
is, "Beach or pupil?"

Friday haiku

I've been told there are 
times when words aren't enough, I 
haven't been there yet

Thursday haiku

Cat scampers, bats toys, 
meows, pounces only while 
I'm trying to sleep

Wednesday haiku

My lazy cat moves 
fastest those times she hears her 
dinner being made

Tuesday haiku

She wears a long, red 
coat, like Red Riding Hood, while 
I'm dressed like Grandma

Monday haiku

Every kind of 
footwear is a snowshoe in 
Alaskan winters