Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Wednesday's haiku

She would still work here,
except for the small fact that
she's bat shit crazy

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Tuesday's haiku

I swear the music
industry's business model
is the Hindenburg

Monday, July 29, 2013

Monday's haiku

Daniel smiles all the
way down to his spleen, then it
sticks in his kidney

Saturday, July 27, 2013

Weekend haiku

The only time Bill
reads Ladies Home Journal is
in the waiting room 

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Getting away from
Valerie's grasp is harder
than dodging raindrops

Friday, July 26, 2013

Friday's haiku

The conversation
changed quickly when Chuck sat at
the ladies' table

Thursday, July 25, 2013

Thursday's haiku

My back to the sun,
I still feel the warmth as it
hugs me anyway

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Wednesday's haiku

The little spider
was so tired, he just wove
a web of fatigue

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Tuesday's haiku

Now a millionaire,
almost all of Jerry's friends
have quotation marks

Monday, July 22, 2013

Monday's haiku

You have to expect
that something's fishy when you
marry a mermaid

Saturday, July 20, 2013

Weekend haiku

The princess enjoyed
the light of day, but preferred
a knight in the dark 

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All types of carpet
floors are fine for sex, but he
prefers a long shag

Friday, July 19, 2013

Friday's haiku

She said I should give
my sandwich creation a
name, so I did: "Mine!"

Thursday, July 18, 2013

Thursday's haiku

Though not depressed,
the one thing that brings me down is
the elevator

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Wednesday's haiku

Nothing scratches my
soul itch better than Marvin
Gaye's sweet falsetto

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Tuesday's haiku

His Hawaiian shirt
was as close as Bob would get
to any islands

Monday, July 15, 2013

Monday's haiku

Everyone heard the
crying, not knowing it was
just my inner child

Saturday, July 13, 2013

Weekend haiku

Though not known as a
clean freak, Julie happily
polished off the cake 

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When the group broke up,
"Indivisible" felt like
a poor band name choice

Friday, July 12, 2013

Friday's haiku

While some blame global
warming for melting icecaps,
I blame Martha's smile

Thursday, July 11, 2013

Thursday's haiku

"Kristen is awesome,"
she yells out often, hoping
someone will agree

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Wednesday's haiku

Though quite passionate
about comic books, John's less
than animated

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Tuesday's haiku

Their marriage had changed,
now less "Body Heat", and more
"Driving Miss Daisy"

Monday, July 8, 2013

Monday's haiku

He bought the brown rug
to hide the dirt, but it's not
very well hidden

Saturday, July 6, 2013

Weekend haiku

Chuck mows the clover,
and like the Queen of Hearts, cries
out, "Off with their heads!" 

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Mildly hunched, she
always looks like she's walking
coat-less in the rain

Friday, July 5, 2013

Friday's haiku

The one terminal
illness, killing everyone
it touches, is life

Thursday, July 4, 2013

Thursday's haiku

We celebrate the
Fourth with explosions, sounds war
vets try to forget

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Wednesday's haiku

When you die, your eyes
are left forever open,
forever searching

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Tuesday's haiku

She trusted me with
her every breath, her life,
and I let her down

Monday, July 1, 2013

Monday's haiku

Her lies will be felt
the rest of my days, leaving
me a bit less whole