Tuesday, October 31, 2017

Tuesday haiku

When talking to a 
zombie, don't brag you got the 
brains in the family

Monday, October 30, 2017

Monday haiku

War is hell, unless 
you're an arms dealer, warlord, 
or politician

Saturday, October 28, 2017

Weekend haiku

Walking the trail, her 
dog kept stopping and sniffing, 
checking his pee-mail 

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Stupidity is 
really just another word 
for politician

Friday, October 27, 2017

Friday haiku

Based on movies and 
t.v., once you go zombie, 
you never go back

Thursday, October 26, 2017

Thursday haiku

Their race to eat all 
the different styles of Asian 
food ends in a Thai

Wednesday, October 25, 2017

Wednesday haiku

Hilary listens 
to "Dark Side of the Moon", while 
Trump just plays "The Wall"

Tuesday, October 24, 2017

Tuesday haiku

No one wants to hit 
the Trump pinata, because 
that is not candy

Monday, October 23, 2017

Monday haiku

Sriracha has a 
rooster on the bottle, but 
it's not for your cock

Sunday, October 22, 2017

Weekend haiku

According to her 
nanny, butler, and three friends, 
her shit doesn't stink 

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The only thing fast 
with fast food is how quickly 
the calories rise

Friday, October 20, 2017

Friday haiku

Headphones on, staring 
at a small screen, plugged in yet 
missing here and now

Thursday, October 19, 2017

Thursday haiku

Just saying something 
adamantly and loudly 
doesn't make it true

Wednesday, October 18, 2017

Wednesday haiku

Is it a bad sign 
the day after my birthday 
my watch stops working?

Tuesday, October 17, 2017

Tuesday haiku

Wearing their cycling 
attire, the group of guys call 
themselves "Jersey Boys"

Monday, October 16, 2017

Monday haiku

Mercury passed so 
close to the sun, it felt like 
me around Julie

Saturday, October 14, 2017

Weekend haiku

The plaque, noting Jill's 
soaring spirit is affixed 
to a large boulder 

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This memorial 
garden is for Jill, who was 
agoraphobic

Friday, October 13, 2017

Friday haiku

AC/DC now 
has Axl Rose; Slash and Duff 
are laughing so hard

Thursday, October 12, 2017

Thursday haiku

The ants go marching, 
because that's what you do when 
you're in the Army

Wednesday, October 11, 2017

Wednesday haiku

Jill's in the summer 
of her life, which would explain 
all the hot flashes

Tuesday, October 10, 2017

Tuesday haiku

Turning fifty is 
rough, but it's much better than 
the alternative

Monday, October 9, 2017

Monday haiku

The psychedelic 
baker truly believed in 
her flour power

Saturday, October 7, 2017

Weekend haiku

Baldness is just God's 
way of telling you that you 
look better in hats 

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While most folks think poor 
Bill is bald, he knows he's more 
aerodynamic

Friday, October 6, 2017

Friday haiku

Nicole can go from 
classy to hood rat in just 
2.2 seconds

Thursday, October 5, 2017

Thursday haiku

The missionary,   
strangely enough, found that he 
preferred doggy-style

Wednesday, October 4, 2017

Wednesday haiku

Your piss-poor planning, 
and lack of forethought, are now 
somehow my problem?

Tuesday, October 3, 2017

Tuesday haiku

I pay less for my 
bacon in the evening, since 
it has no night rates

Monday, October 2, 2017

Monday haiku

Jill's in her garden 
so much, the green has spread to 
her entire hand

Sunday, October 1, 2017

Weekend haiku

Cast on arm, leg, gauze 
on face, chest and hands makes me 
think, "Hero or klutz?" 

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Jill gardens so much, 
when she gets an idea, a 
tulip bulb appears