Monday haiku

  His unpleasantness  

brings dark gray clouds to even  

the bluest of skies

Weekend haiku

 His unpleasantness  

is so toxic, he must share  

it with everyone  

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 His unpleasantness  

has driven away all those  

who could have saved him

Friday haiku

 His unpleasantness  

came oozing out of my phone,  

darkening my day

Thursday haiku

 Her striped pants were so  

billowy, I expected  

to see clowns come out

Wednesday haiku

 Ambulance sirens  

scream, red lights racing on by,  

my day's not so bad

Tuesday haiku

 Why do the people  

who can't carry a tune want  

to sing the loudest?

Monday haiku

 Sometimes, the moon slides  

in front of my sun, bringing  

darkness for a while

Weekend haiku

 I'm older than I've  

ever been, but hopefully,  

I will get older  

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Even Flat Stanley  

believes our planet to be  

round, and he's 2-D

Friday haiku

 She's out of rehab,  

clean, sober, no alcohol,  

but it still calls her

Thursday haiku

 Life's like a pitcher,  

throwing change-ups and curveballs,  

so just keep swinging

Wednesday haiku

 In the zen garden,  

rough girl breaks the silence, "We'll  

meet you at the bar!"

Tuesday haiku

 The DJ, being  

funny, played Gordon Lightfoot's  

"Sundown" right at dawn

Monday haiku

 Jill's not a friendly  

person. The mat at her front  

door says, "Go Away!"

Weekend haiku

 They are at the point  

in their marriage, when just to  

tolerate is love  

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He's not sure he's heard  

of Tinnitus, but it does  

have a ring to it

Friday haiku

 Sometimes, when it rains,  

I pretend it's clear snow, though  

making snowballs sucks

Thursday haiku

 Trump's Covid plan is  

like a flag not fully raised:  

it too is half mast

Wednesday haiku

 Sometimes, when it rains,  

I pretend I'm Fred Astaire,  

except I can't sing

Tuesday haiku

The new sand castle 

contest was lame, now all sand  

condominiums

Monday haiku

Bill's not just rich, he's  

more a South American  

ruthless gangster rich

Weekend haiku

 Bill looks carefully  

at his weed, since he heard there's  

a snake in the grass  

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You can do what you  

want, there's no "Keep off the grass"  

signs in Washington

Friday haiku

 Dracula doesn't  

fly right now, because he just  

heard the stakes are high

Thursday haiku

The way Trump pronounced  

"Yosemite", I think he  

angered a few Jews

Wednesday haiku

My massive sunburn  

is painful, but has made me  

much more appealing

Tuesday haiku

My cynicism,  

like a cancer within me,  

grows darker each day

Monday haiku

I was told cool kids  

sit in the back of the bus,  

but it's only me

Weekend haiku

King Arthur's sword must 
shoot bullets, as he says it's 
an X-caliber 

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Our computer team 
likes quiet, so when we pass 
we say, "SH, I.T."