Wednesday, June 21, 2017

Wednesday haiku

The fish store sponsored
orchestra sounds bad because
it's out of tuna

Tuesday, June 20, 2017

Tuesday haiku

The T-rex always 
loses all battles because 
they are not well-armed

Monday, June 19, 2017

Monday haiku

No matter what the
terrorists try to do, we'll
always have Paris

Sunday, June 18, 2017

Weekend haiku

She waved at Donny
because flipping him off took
way too much effort

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Darth Vader took the
hand because Luke never sent
a Father's Day card

Friday, June 16, 2017

Friday haiku

I scream, you scream, we
all scream for the hell of it.
We are obnoxious!

Thursday, June 15, 2017

Thursday haiku

After all these years,
why won't they put a tracking
device on Scooby?

Wednesday, June 14, 2017

Wednesday haiku

Trump may not have killed
U.S. politics, but he
played Russian roulette

Tuesday, June 13, 2017

Tuesday haiku

Jill could be outside 
with pride, but she's inside with 
a quart of ice cream

Monday, June 12, 2017

Monday haiku

Wanting a divorce,
George Jetson again yelled, "Jane,
Stop this crazy thing!"

Saturday, June 10, 2017

Weekend haiku

Bill's medicine is
beer, as he finds it always
will provide thirst aid

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With all of the clocks
around, Bill didn't see the
need of a binge watch

Friday, June 9, 2017

Friday haiku

The accident now
passed, Jill wondered when she would
receive second aid

Thursday, June 8, 2017

Thursday haiku

Tommy's patience was
melting like a salt shaker
in a thunderstorm

Wednesday, June 7, 2017

Wednesday haiku

The only change Jill
truly appreciates comes
from vending machines

Tuesday, June 6, 2017

Tuesday haiku

Whenever I hope 
we're nearing enlightenment, 
the news wakes me up

Monday, June 5, 2017

Monday haiku

For boating nerds, their 
infatuation seems to 
be currently strong

Saturday, June 3, 2017

Weekend haiku

She puts lotion on
her hands, looking like a bad
guy hatching a plot

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When asked what margin
was, Kevin said, "I believe
that it's like butter"

Friday, June 2, 2017

Friday haiku

If you don't believe
cell phones are adult binkys,
just try taking one

Thursday, June 1, 2017

Thursday haiku

High as a cloud, the
church bell makes Tom smile, as it
rings out, "Bong! Bong! Bong!"