Weekend Haiku's

The geeks turn off all
the lights, so they can play their
games in the dorkness 

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While we only see
it shine, the nerd half is the
dork side of the moon

Friday Haiku

She wears bright colors
to scare away clouds, and find
her clothes in the dark

Thursday's Haiku

Though I can write on
any subject, I didn't
say I did it well

Wednesday Haiku

A man who is ruled
by his penis is under
a dictatorship

Tuesday's Haiku

Occupy Wall Street's
odds of changing much are just
ninety nine to one

Monday's Haiku

Occupy Wall Street
was a protest all about
the percentages

Weekend Haiku's

Scotlanders like to
punch redwood trees to prove the
barks soft and they're not 

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Unanimously
they voted "yes" just to prove
that it could be done

Friday Haiku

Though not a baseball
player, when I was bad, Dad
was a switch hitter

Thursday's Haiku

The bisexual
baseball player was also
a good switch hitter

Wednesday's Haiku

Since her body was
missing, our entire day on
the lake was a drag

Tuesday's Haiku

The trees turning orange
and red are just showing off
to the evergreens

Monday's Haiku

I got a flu shot
because I was on a plane
earlier this year

Weekend Haiku's

It works! I get a
flu shot every year and
then I get the flu 

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I get a flu shot
every year and then start
craving deviled eggs

Friday's Haiku

He calls me friend, though
we've never met, and his tone
is far from friendly

Thursday's Haiku

If he could draw half
of what's in his head, no one
would talk to Michael

Wednesday's Haiku

Billy's personal
poison was starting to taint
the entire well

Tuesday's Haiku

With the old prison
uniforms, horizontal
stripes were not slimming

Monday's Haiku

The pitch of her voice
rose so high, only the dogs
could hear her story

Weekend Haiku's

When all you hear is
the word "no", a "yes" can be
like buried treasure 

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Together, muscles
in the rhythm of taut, slack,
taut; maybe this time

Friday's Haiku

On Halloween, you
can be, or bed, a slutty
Catholic schoolgirl

Thursday's Haiku

The seats were so close,
those bigger than five two were
kissing their own knees

Wednesday's Haiku

Chandelier's image
in the mirror brought out the
phantom's evil twin

Tuesday's Haiku

All the hair from his
head migrated to his back,
shoulders, butt and ears

Monday's Haiku

When she said he'd lost
his marbles, he laughed, since they
were in a drawer

Weekend Haiku's

A good Jazz swing band
has the skills to even get
your kidneys dancing 

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He may have lost his
hair, health and looks, but he still
has all his marbles

Friday's Haiku

A good laugh, if not
the best medicine, at least
beats an aspirin

Thursday's Haiku

Since I was sick, I
took Mom's advice and watched the
Marx Brothers' "Duck Soup"