Thursday's Haiku

Walking together,
these five friends look like a boy
band ten years later

Wednesday's Haiku

When a co-worker
sneezes, and Jill says, "Bless you!",
she really means it

Tuesday's Haiku

She loves her brand new
hairdo, but it looks like a
swarm of angry bees

Monday Haiku

She didn't like when
people touched her cashmere, since
it would then be felt

Weekend Haiku

The Dolly Parton
look-a-like wore black, mourning
that she broke a nail 

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The Dolly Parton
look-a-like wore black, wishing
she was Johnny Cash

Friday's haiku

The bearded farmers
were friends, sharing a love for
cows, sheep and goatees

Thursday's haiku

Frogs don't like driving
because, if the cars stalls, they
just hate getting towed

Wednesday's haiku

He's got enough ink
on his arms that the Sunday
Comics are jealous

Tuesday's haiku

She darkened her hair,
no longer blonde, as she was
having too much fun

Monday's Haiku

She looked like Dolly
Parton's sister, except on
a smaller budget

Weekend Haiku

She wanted snow so
badly, she painted some snow
flakes on her glasses 

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She wanted snow so
badly, she obviously had
a test the next day

Friday's Haiku

Drinking whiskey's like
the sea, the rougher it is,
the sicker you'll be

Thursday's Haiku

His salad bowl's so
big, they think it was made by
an asteroid strike

Wednesday's Haiku

His salad bowl's so
big, houses around it have
beach front property

Tuesday's Haiku

His salad bowl's so
big, astronauts point it out
from deep outer space

Monday's Haiku

His salad bowl's so
big, the salad dressing has
an area code

Weekend Haiku

His salad bowl's so
big, it is designated
as a reservoir 

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His salad bowl's so
big, it's gravitational
pull affects the tides

Friday's Haiku

His salad bowl's so
big, he lets cows and sheep graze
in there on weekends

Thursday's Haiku

His salad bowl's so
big, a steak on top would look
like a bacon bit

Wednesday's Haiku

His salad bowl's so
big, I heard that an eagle
built a nest in it

Tuesday's Haiku

His salad bowl's so
big, I spent a day trying
to find a drain plug

Monday's Haiku

His salad bowl's so
big, it can be used for a
fat giant's haircut

Weekend Haiku

Knowing that muscles
degrade without use, Bill's brain
must have atrophied 

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His salad bowl's so
big, he could easily wash
a baby in it

Friday's Haiku

Bill would like to give
you a piece of his mind, but
there's not that much left

Thursday's Haiku

Bill hates having a
cold because when he sneezes,
he hears the echo

Wednesday's Haiku

Bill hates loud noises
as they reverberate a
while inside his head

Tuesday's Haiku

If a zombie did
attack Bill, he'd have nothing
much to offer it