Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Wednesday's haiku

Halloween is a
holiday that is sure to
pick your spirits up

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Tuesday's haiku

Shena was so sick, when
she coughed, it sounded like a
blown out Jeep muffler

Monday, October 29, 2012

Monday's haiku

Shena was so sick, when
she coughed, people in the next
town would catch her cold

Saturday, October 27, 2012

weekend haiku

Shena was so sick, when
she coughed, the bubonic plague
stayed away from her 


Shena was so sick, when
she coughed, FEMA set up a
truck outside her house

Friday, October 26, 2012

Friday's haiku

Bill spent his entire
life collecting games, but he
didn't have a clue

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Thursday's haiku

Everything sounds just
a bit better when said with
a Scottish accent

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Wednesday's haiku

Chad chewed his pencil
as he was told by his boss
to get the lead out

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Tuesday's haiku

Who knew bayonets
and horses could still be used
as deadly weapons?

Monday, October 22, 2012

Monday's haiku

No, braindead is not
on the list of why women
vote Republican

Saturday, October 20, 2012

Weekend haiku

For the French, the real
question they must ask is "To
brie or not to brie" 


Bradley missed the mark
so badly, that he has put
the "q" in failure

Friday, October 19, 2012

Friday's haiku

The president and
the governer seem to be
master debaters

Thursday, October 18, 2012

Thursday's haiku

Mitt has binders of
women, which could be just books
or large men with ropes

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Wednesday's haiku

Mitt has binders of
women, which fits, as he wants
to bind their rights too

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Tuesday's haiku

Like the finest grade
of sandpaper, over time,
life will wear you down

Monday, October 15, 2012

Monday's haiku

You can only use
the word "yo" if it's followed
by another "yo"

Saturday, October 13, 2012

Weekend haiku

In the cold, brackish
sea of civilization,
John's a bad swimmer 


Bill spilled the large jug
of water down his legs, thus
carafing his pants

Friday, October 12, 2012

Friday's haiku

He only wore his
hat in the dark, making it
a perfect night cap

Thursday, October 11, 2012

Thursday's haiku

In this election,
who knew that our biggest threat
is a yellow bird

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Wednesday's haiku

In the cold, brackish
sea of civilization,
Joey is a shark

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Tuesday's haiku

Liz has been a much 
more outstanding person since
she broke her tailbone

Monday, October 8, 2012

Monday's haiku

In February,
the sunshine warms you through the
fleece and wool sweaters

Saturday, October 6, 2012

Weekend haiku

My cholesterol
levels prove that I don't have
any good in me 


At work, I put out
so many fires, I need
an extinguisher

Friday, October 5, 2012

Friday's haiku

A close football game's
good for everyone, except
the coach's ulcer

Thursday, October 4, 2012

Thursday's haiku

Everyone leaves at
some point, but it's never been
any easier

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Wednesday's haiku

For presidential
debates, you may get replies,
but never answers

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Tuesday's haiku

My intestinal
strife is from stress, lunch, or the
thing from "Alien"

Monday, October 1, 2012

Monday's haiku

I can't consider
you as a co-worker if
you're never working