Thursday, October 31, 2013

Thursday's haiku

Kristen's voice is so
sharp, it could cut through the roar
of a jet engine

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Wednesday's haiku

On hot summer days
like this, I start to believe
I'm solar powered 

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Tuesday's haiku

These moments, lying
in the sun, make the rest of
the day possible

Monday, October 28, 2013

Monday's haiku

The hem of her skirt
is like an invitation
you just can't accept

Saturday, October 26, 2013

Weekend haiku

Yep, it's official.
Not even Tabasco can
spice up this summer 

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Jeff wore a "Baby
on Board" blue t-shirt, because
of his inner child

Friday, October 25, 2013

Friday's haiku

I'm not saying her
legs are white, just fluorescent
and iridescent

Thursday, October 24, 2013

Thursday's haiku

She hadn't loved a
man in so long, she'd forgot
how messy it is

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Wednesday's haiku

She hadn't loved a
man in so long, she'd forgot
if she had liked it

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Tuesday's haiku

For charity, some
are willing to go all in,
I go to my chin

Monday, October 21, 2013

Monday's haiku

When she smiles at John,
it makes him a better man,
but not good enough

Saturday, October 19, 2013

Weekend haiku

The devil may be
sailing to Greece, but Jesus
is just fine walking 

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Jill's smile follows me
everywhere, which makes sense, as
she is my stalker

Friday, October 18, 2013

Friday's haiku

A side effect of
full mastectomies is long
term mammary loss

Thursday, October 17, 2013

Thursday's haiku

A plate of tater
tots are barrels of golden
goodness just for me

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Wednesday's haiku

"No Honey, it's not
called vodka, it's Mommy's make
it through the day juice"

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Tuesday's haiku

For Joel, every
day was a hump day as he
was born a camel

Monday, October 14, 2013

Monday's haiku

She may not be a
psychic, as her crystal ball
had three finger holes

Saturday, October 12, 2013

Weekend haiku

"It's the busy time
of the year" now seems to last
almost all twelve months 

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She quit working at
the psychic hotline, seeing
no future in it

Friday, October 11, 2013

Friday's haiku

The longest muscle
may be in her back, but the
strongest is Sue's mouth

Thursday, October 10, 2013

Thursday's haiku

The sliced pancreas
hated being ignored, like
he was chopped liver

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Wednesday's haiku

Food bought directly
from the store shouldn't look like
I've had it six months

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Tuesday's haiku

She said she loved my
brown socks, which was weird, as they
had started out blue

Monday, October 7, 2013

Monday's haiku

She said she loved my
brown socks, which was weird, as I
wasn't wearing socks

Saturday, October 5, 2013

Weekend haiku

I like shoes, but I'm
starting to believe that all
flip-flops are evil 

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It's wrong that "There's a
Monster at The End of This
Book" is still my fave

Friday, October 4, 2013

Friday's haiku

My name gets confused
with a football player's, but
I'm less athletic

Thursday, October 3, 2013

Thursday's haiku

John spends so little
time at his desk, he's forgot
what building it's in

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Wednesday's haiku

It's ironic Bill's
the life of the party since
he's a mortician

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Tuesday's haiku

Whatever you might
think of him, Andy is gay
all possible ways