Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Tuesday's haiku

My resolution
is not repeating what I
did last New Year's Eve

Monday, December 30, 2013

Monday's haiku

Sitting alone here
makes me wish I was able
to sit over there

Sunday, December 29, 2013

Weekend haiku

I embrace sunshine
anytime I can, knowing
the rains are coming 


Preferring shade to
sunshine is like wanting the
cone more than ice cream

Friday, December 27, 2013

Friday's haiku

She was so happy
to see me, she clapped; most do
that after I leave

Thursday, December 26, 2013

Thursday's haiku

Nectarines are God's
way of giving humans a
chance to taste the sun

Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Christmas haiku

Christmas is the time
to say "I love you" and "Hey,
where's all my presents?"

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Tuesday's haiku

Though jolly, Santa
has very few real friends, as
he keeps to his elf

Monday, December 23, 2013

Monday's haiku

Sue would throw her weight
around more, but she would need
to have stronger arms

Sunday, December 22, 2013

Weekend haiku

Up in a hot air
balloon is the wrong time to
find you dislike heights 


Up in a hot air
balloon is the wrong time to
find you have to pee

Friday, December 20, 2013

Friday's haiku

Though temporary,
flowers were perfect symbols
of Curt's love for Gayle

Thursday, December 19, 2013

Thursday's haiku

I drank so much beer
that when I peed, it smelled just
like a Budweiser

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Wednesday's haiku

The farthest distance
is the next rest stop when you
really have to pee

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Tuesday's haiku

Literally, the
most misused word out right now
is literally

Monday, December 16, 2013

Monday's haiku

The Dole truck returned
back home empty. It was a
fruitless endeavor

Saturday, December 14, 2013

Weekend haiku

Though my vacation
starts in three days, it feels more
like a year away 


They ride their longboards
during their lunch break because
breakfast's too early

Friday, December 13, 2013

Friday's haiku

From Snoop Dogg to Snoop
Lion, someone needs to teach
him biology

Thursday, December 12, 2013

Thursday's haiku

I'm up, the sun's up,
where is everybody else
and where's my breakfast?

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Wednesday's haiku

Like God's spotlight, the
sun shines in your face, asking,
"Where were you last night?"

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Tuesday's haiku

As he reels in yet
another wet line, he's told
about last week's catch

Monday, December 9, 2013

Monday's haiku

In the solitude
of morning, he hopes last night's
almost forgotten

Saturday, December 7, 2013

Weekend haiku

With a name like the
Doobie Brothers, you'd expect
free joints at their shows 


When we legalize
pot, Snoop Dogg will disappear
in a puff of smoke

Friday, December 6, 2013

Friday's haiku

I prefer quiet
over crowd noise, though the din
makes silence nicer

Thursday, December 5, 2013

Thursday's haiku

They complain that it's
hot, They complain it's cold.  I
complain about them.

Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Wednesday's haiku

He said he had lost
ninety five pounds recently.
I asked, "Where's your wife?"

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Tuesday's haiku

Diving deep into
Donna's double D's, I most
delightedly drown

Monday, December 2, 2013

Monday's haiku

"I'm your penis, I'm
your fire, and your desire," so
sorry Shocking Blue

Sunday, December 1, 2013

weekend haiku

Asking for the white
meat at Thanksgiving does not
make you a racist 


Preferring just the
white meat does not make you a
racist.  The hood does.