Monday, February 29, 2016

Monday haiku

The trick to walking
in the rain is to step where
the raindrops are not

Sunday, February 28, 2016

Weekend haiku

Han Solo broke his
ankle, and in the chaos,
Greedo sneaks away 

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With the next Star Wars'
old actors, maybe it should
be called, "A New Hip"

Friday, February 26, 2016

Friday haiku

Looking around the
classroom, I realize the
problem child is me

Thursday, February 25, 2016

Thursday haiku

Han Solo broke his
foot, now no one wants to buy
a broken down Ford

Wednesday, February 24, 2016

Wednesday haiku

Rose wouldn't let poor
Jack on the door, as her heart
just couldn't go on

Tuesday, February 23, 2016

Tuesday haiku

My poem made her
cry, and I promise, there were
no bad words in it

Monday, February 22, 2016

Monday haiku

With a flit of his
eyelashes, he let them know
they were not worthy

Sunday, February 21, 2016

Weekend haiku

The geometry
of heaven is all about
finding the angels 

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The enemy that
thwarts Billy at every twist
and turn is himself

Friday, February 19, 2016

Friday haiku

Do you truly want
the honest answer or the
"keep you happy" one?

Thursday, February 18, 2016

Thursday haiku

Why do you ask me
questions in which the answers
will just offend you?

Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Wednesday haiku

He called her old and
weak, and after she punched him,
found she was neither

Tuesday, February 16, 2016

Tuesday haiku

He thought she'd defend
him from their barbed attacks, but
her tongue was sharpest

Monday, February 15, 2016

Monday haiku

I'm told marriage is
a balance of give and take:
I give and she takes

Sunday, February 14, 2016

Weekend haiku

You say I'm creeping
you out, making your skin crawl.
You're so not the first. 

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Every Doubleday,
I'll yell at a Random House,
"Be my Ballantine!"

Friday, February 12, 2016

Friday haiku

She says I'm creeping
her out, making her skin crawl.
Mission accomplished!

Thursday, February 11, 2016

Thursday haiku

Jill tends to be a
fair weather friend, and it's been
real stormy lately

Wednesday, February 10, 2016

Wednesday haiku

There's not one evil
bone in John's body, but his
front teeth are liars

Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Tuesday haiku

When folding your wife's
laundry, know they're the only
undies you can touch

Monday, February 8, 2016

Monday haiku

When folding your wife's
laundry, just know that you are
doing it all wrong

Saturday, February 6, 2016

Weekend haiku

They honked for the car
behind me, but that doesn't
keep me from waving 

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My brain feels like gum
dropped in the laundry room: wet,
sticky and fuzzy

Friday, February 5, 2016

Friday haiku

On Groundhog Day, Trump
saw his shadow, so it's six
more weeks of bullshit

Thursday, February 4, 2016

Thursday haiku

Bob Hoskins has passed,
played bad characters well, but
was just drawn that way

Wednesday, February 3, 2016

Wednesday haiku

She grumbled about
sugar in her drink, between
big bites of doughnut

Tuesday, February 2, 2016

Tuesday haiku

Maya Angelou
has left us, no longer caged
but she's still singing

Monday, February 1, 2016

Monday haiku

I've only been home
twelve hours, and already
need a vacation