Weekend haiku

Our road trip nearing  

the end, one more pass to go,  

then straight on to home  

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Our friendship may have  

a lot of miles on it, but  

it still keeps going

Friday haiku

Long road trip with a  

dog, he growls and barks and snarls,  

and the dog's loud too

Thursday haiku

 Traveling on a  

long road trip with a big dog  

is not about you

Wednesday haiku

He says I'm his best  

friend, but he has to say that,  

it's in the contract

Tuesday haiku

We ate at Booby's  

Diner, located in a  

nice areola

Monday haiku

We ate at Booby's,  

a single diner. You'd think  

they'd at least have two.

Weekend haiku

This is a road trip  

of necessity, purpose,  

so no fun allowed  

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For Valentine's Day,  

no presents, as I hoped my  

sweetness was enough

Friday haiku

A felon with a  

big ego, Donald puts the  

con in confident

Thursday haiku

Pneumonia is  

going around, replacing  

the old monia

Wednesday haiku

Trump leaves the White House  

to work for Hershey, since he  

should be behind bars

Tuesday haiku

When Trump is depressed,  

he finds he is feeling a  

bit felonchaly

Monday haiku

If Trump goes missing  

near any wells or deep holes,  

he likely felon

Weekend haiku

 With Trump back in the  

White House, Air Force One's name has  

been changed to Con Air  

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 With Trump back in the  

White House, the Right now has some  

con-tinuity

Friday haiku

With Zukerberg, Musk,  

Bezos and Trump in charge, there  

will be pros and con

Thursday haiku

When you're unemployed,  

the days all blend together, 

It's MonWedsFriday

Wednesday haiku

I keep waking up  

to write haiku, my brain does  

not care it's Tuesday

Tuesday haiku

Mark Zuckerberg has  

removed Meta's fact checkers,

now it's Two-Faced Book

Monday haiku

Mark Zuckerberg has  

removed Meta's fact checkers  

because Trump loves lies

Weekend haiku

Zuckerberg, Musk and  

Bezos, putting their money  

where their soul isn't  

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Mark Zuckerberg has  

removed Meta's fact checkers  

so it's less betta

Friday haiku

Climbing back under  

the covers, you are not here  

so the bed stays cold

Thursday haiku

 Climbing back under

the covers, cold melts away

from the warmth of you

Wednesday haiku

Her snoring is not
as loud as mine, but hers is
keeping me awake

Tuesday haiku

 Wes is moving back

to Washington. Can this state

handle both of us?

Monday haiku

Unemployed, no job
prospects on the horizon,
we’re not great again

Weekend haiku

He returns from his  

paternity leave to find  

co-worker babies  

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Trump has us missing  

the good old days before he  

made us grate again

Friday haiku

The drones over New  

Jersey are Santa checking  

on his naughty list

Thursday haiku

The drones over New  

Jersey are not aliens.  

They like Nevada

Wednesday haiku

Inauguration  

Day over, I say, "Welcome  

backwards, America!"

Tuesday haiku

 The new Trump era 

begins. Oops, my mistake. That’s 

the new Trump error 

Monday haiku

MLK had a  

dream, while RFK Jr.  

just had a brain worm

Weekend haiku

The sign outside the  

new Snow White Bar & Grill states,  

"No miners allowed"  

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In this hour of  

darkness, be your own light and  

let it shine brightly

Friday haiku

Christmas is the time  

to say, "I love you", unless  

you've been to the mall

Thursday haiku

Christmas is the time  

to say, "I love you" and, "Hey,  

where is my present?"

Wednesday haiku

Making sweet, sweet love  

with a warm pastry, Bill knew  

he was pie-sexual

Tuesday haiku

Behind the clouds, there  

is sunshine, there are blue skies,  

just keep looking up

Monday haiku

Wisdom comes with age,  

but also arthritis, odd  

pains, wrinkles and death

Weekend haiku

She bounces daily  

on her trampoline, loving  

her life's ups and downs  

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She bounces daily  

on her trampoline, putting  

some springs in her step 

Friday haiku

She snored louder this  

morning, letting him know she  

wasn't quite ready

Thursday haiku

RFK Jr.  

will be in charge of health, so  

get your vaccines now

Wednesday haiku

Trump will dismantle  

Education to increase  

the red state voters

Tuesday haiku

 Trump is picking his  

cabinet. Maybe Matt Gaetz  

for Transportation

Monday haiku

I think Taylor Greene  

should be our Ambassador  

to Siberia

Weekend haiku

Trump is picking his  

cabinet, and every choice  

has been bottom shelf  

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Trump is picking his  

cabinet. Worst season of  

Apprentice ever!

Friday haiku

Trump is picking his  

cabinet.  This man is not  

a good carpenter

Thursday haiku

RFK Jr.  

in charge of health? Maybe more  

a cub reporter

Wednesday haiku

A new day, a new  

year, another chance to make  

the same bad mistakes