Friday haiku

Climbing back under  

the covers, you are not here  

so the bed stays cold

Thursday haiku

 Climbing back under

the covers, cold melts away

from the warmth of you

Wednesday haiku

Her snoring is not
as loud as mine, but hers is
keeping me awake

Tuesday haiku

 Wes is moving back

to Washington. Can this state

handle both of us?

Monday haiku

Unemployed, no job
prospects on the horizon,
we’re not great again

Weekend haiku

He returns from his  

paternity leave to find  

co-worker babies  

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Trump has us missing  

the good old days before he  

made us grate again

Friday haiku

The drones over New  

Jersey are Santa checking  

on his naughty list

Thursday haiku

The drones over New  

Jersey are not aliens.  

They like Nevada

Wednesday haiku

Inauguration  

Day over, I say, "Welcome  

backwards, America!"

Tuesday haiku

 The new Trump era 

begins. Oops, my mistake. That’s 

the new Trump error 

Monday haiku

MLK had a  

dream, while RFK Jr.  

just had a brain worm

Weekend haiku

The sign outside the  

new Snow White Bar & Grill states,  

"No miners allowed"  

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In this hour of  

darkness, be your own light and  

let it shine brightly

Friday haiku

Christmas is the time  

to say, "I love you", unless  

you've been to the mall

Thursday haiku

Christmas is the time  

to say, "I love you" and, "Hey,  

where is my present?"

Wednesday haiku

Making sweet, sweet love  

with a warm pastry, Bill knew  

he was pie-sexual

Tuesday haiku

Behind the clouds, there  

is sunshine, there are blue skies,  

just keep looking up

Monday haiku

Wisdom comes with age,  

but also arthritis, odd  

pains, wrinkles and death

Weekend haiku

She bounces daily  

on her trampoline, loving  

her life's ups and downs  

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She bounces daily  

on her trampoline, putting  

some springs in her step 

Friday haiku

She snored louder this  

morning, letting him know she  

wasn't quite ready

Thursday haiku

RFK Jr.  

will be in charge of health, so  

get your vaccines now

Wednesday haiku

Trump will dismantle  

Education to increase  

the red state voters

Tuesday haiku

 Trump is picking his  

cabinet. Maybe Matt Gaetz  

for Transportation

Monday haiku

I think Taylor Greene  

should be our Ambassador  

to Siberia

Weekend haiku

Trump is picking his  

cabinet, and every choice  

has been bottom shelf  

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Trump is picking his  

cabinet. Worst season of  

Apprentice ever!

Friday haiku

Trump is picking his  

cabinet.  This man is not  

a good carpenter

Thursday haiku

RFK Jr.  

in charge of health? Maybe more  

a cub reporter

Wednesday haiku

A new day, a new  

year, another chance to make  

the same bad mistakes