Friday haiku

When I'm unemployed,  

I find that even my brain's  

no longer working

Thursday haiku

At the dentist, two  

crowns in a month, I feel less  

prince and more pauper 

Wednesday haiku

 The dentist's fixing  

my smile at a time when I  

don't feel like smiling

Tuesday haiku

Roberta Flack has  

passed away, if only we'd  

stopped his song sooner

Monday haiku

These days, my brain is  

less a haiku and more a  

dirty limerick

Weekend haiku

Our road trip nearing  

the end, one more pass to go,  

then straight on to home  

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Our friendship may have  

a lot of miles on it, but  

it still keeps going

Friday haiku

Long road trip with a  

dog, he growls and barks and snarls,  

and the dog's loud too

Thursday haiku

 Traveling on a  

long road trip with a big dog  

is not about you

Wednesday haiku

He says I'm his best  

friend, but he has to say that,  

it's in the contract

Tuesday haiku

We ate at Booby's  

Diner, located in a  

nice areola

Monday haiku

We ate at Booby's,  

a single diner. You'd think  

they'd at least have two.

Weekend haiku

This is a road trip  

of necessity, purpose,  

so no fun allowed  

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For Valentine's Day,  

no presents, as I hoped my  

sweetness was enough

Friday haiku

A felon with a  

big ego, Donald puts the  

con in confident

Thursday haiku

Pneumonia is  

going around, replacing  

the old monia

Wednesday haiku

Trump leaves the White House  

to work for Hershey, since he  

should be behind bars

Tuesday haiku

When Trump is depressed,  

he finds he is feeling a  

bit felonchaly

Monday haiku

If Trump goes missing  

near any wells or deep holes,  

he likely felon

Weekend haiku

 With Trump back in the  

White House, Air Force One's name has  

been changed to Con Air  

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 With Trump back in the  

White House, the Right now has some  

con-tinuity

Friday haiku

With Zukerberg, Musk,  

Bezos and Trump in charge, there  

will be pros and con

Thursday haiku

When you're unemployed,  

the days all blend together, 

It's MonWedsFriday

Wednesday haiku

I keep waking up  

to write haiku, my brain does  

not care it's Tuesday

Tuesday haiku

Mark Zuckerberg has  

removed Meta's fact checkers,

now it's Two-Faced Book

Monday haiku

Mark Zuckerberg has  

removed Meta's fact checkers  

because Trump loves lies

Weekend haiku

Zuckerberg, Musk and  

Bezos, putting their money  

where their soul isn't  

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Mark Zuckerberg has  

removed Meta's fact checkers  

so it's less betta