Monday haiku

I will find a job  

that I love and that loves me,  

I just don't know when

Weekend haiku

Another rainy  

Monday, as long as it gets  

nice for the weekend  

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It's too early in  

the morning to be awake  

and yet, here I am

Friday haiku

John Denver Special,  

over fifty years old, yet  

I sing every word

Thursday haiku

My job did not make  

me, but now without it, I  

somehow feel less me

Wednesday haiku

There are no answers  

in this shot glass, but it won't  

stop her from looking   

Tuesday haiku

We give the cat eye  

drops and meds. She won't hide. She's  

meowsochistic

Monday haiku

Trump bought a Tesla  

but Elon plugs it in, as  

we know who's in charge

Weekend haiku

Trump bought a Tesla.  

I wonder if he got the  

employee discount  

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Trump's presidency  

will feel eternal because  

it's Elon-gated

Friday haiku

They should air out the  

White House. It seems the Oval  

Office smells Musky

Thursday haiku

Mickey Ears are the

top Disneyland souvenir.  

The worst? Goofy's Foot

Wednesday haiku

Early morning, cat  

meows loudly to feed her.    

I hate this alarm

Tuesday haiku

Bangles "Eternal  

Flame" on endless loop, or am    

I only dreaming?

Monday haiku

Bangles "Eternal  

Flame" on repeat in my head,  

it feels eternal

Weekend haiku

I can't believe Trump  

dislikes Canada, as I  

heard he loves Poutine  

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Bangles "Eternal  

Flame" on repeat in my head,  

let's hope not that long

Friday haiku

When it comes to world  

affairs, Trump should slow down, he  

prefers to Russia

Thursday haiku

 Still an enemy,  

and yet he won't spell "Russia"  

without U-S-A

Wednesday haiku

First week at a new  

job lets both sides look and ask,  

"Was this the right choice?"

Tuesday haiku

First week at a new  

job lets both sides look and ask,  

"Well, what have we here?"

Monday haiku

The radio's turned  

up real loud, if she can't sleep

in, neither can he

Weekend haiku

All interactions  

to him are transactional,  

you lose while he gains  

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The radio's turned  

up extra loud because her  

ears are still asleep

Friday haiku

He only wants to  

know what's in it for him, and  

if nothing, he'll pass

Thursday haiku

They thought they'd ambush  

him, a surprise attack, but  

he has been to war

Wednesday haiku

Reunion of my  

former teammates, but this time  

without all the work

Tuesday haiku

She buys cookbooks, but  

then she looks up all of her  

recipes online

Monday haiku

Taking a class to  

learn how to make good pizza,  

I'm rollin' in dough!

Weekend haiku

The dentist can fill  

every cavity but  

the one in my heart  

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Taking a class to  

learn how to make good pizza.  

So long, Domino's!