Wednesday haiku

Elon and Kanye  

believe everyone else is  

wrong and they are Reich

Tuesday haiku

The Easter Bunny  

likes most Easter candy but  

they won't say a peep

Monday haiku

The Easter Bunny  

drinks IPA's because they  

really like the hops

Weekend haiku

 I need a haiku  

to show how I feel. There's not  

enough syllables  

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The lawn freshly mown  

the smell of cut grass today's  

most fragrant perfume

Friday haiku

When you're unemployed,  

you can badmouth your bosses,  

unless you're married

Thursday haiku

When you're unemployed,  

it's far less crowded at the  

holiday party

Wednesday haiku

Pulled back muscle while  

making love, I can barely  

walk, but so worth it

Tuesday haiku

Pulled back muscle and  

I have a cold: sneeze, ouch, cough,  

oof, sneeze, unnhh, cough, ow

Monday haiku

 Pope Francis survived  

pneumonia, only to  

die from meeting Vance

Weekend haiku

The Easter Bunny  

sold the eggs for a profit  

and flew to Cancun  

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The Easter Bunny  

can't find their green card, and has  

been picked up by ICE

Friday haiku

Pulled back muscle, so  

I walk like I'm ninety, I'm  

only eighty-eight

Thursday haiku

I pulled a muscle  

in my back and now it hurts  

to the maximus

Wednesday haiku

I pulled a muscle  

in my back and now know that  

everything connects

Tuesday haiku

The first three months of  

Trump's presidency has been  

just tariffable

Monday haiku

When you're unemployed,  

you are less likely to take  

the office supplies

Weekend haiku

To find a treasure  

trove of racial bias and  

hate, X marks the spot  

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The Trojan Storage  

Company: In here, all your  

stuff is protected

Friday haiku

I think Elon needs  

a vacation. How about  

in El Salvador?

Thursday haiku

When you're unemployed,  

the watercooler chats can  

be a bit boring

Wednesday haiku

When you're unemployed  

is when you're okay being  

a nepo baby

Tuesday haiku

The unemployment  

rollercoaster turns out to  

be just a long road

Monday haiku

The unemployment  

rollercoaster seems to have  

more valleys than peaks  

Weekend haiku

Today, I will give  

myself some grace, but only  

if grace will agree  

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Out of my rut, in  

a world of unknowns, I need  

to find a new rut

Friday haiku

My handwriting is  

currently smaller as I  

am feeling smaller

Thursday haiku

Stress came barging in  

uninvited, and now I  

need them to get out

Wednesday haiku

The rollercoaster  

of unemployment doesn't  

have near enough highs

Tuesday haiku

 Caged in a prison  

of dark thoughts, the door's unlocked,  

I need to get out