Weekend haiku

If at first, you don't  

succeed, there is always a  

place in the outfield  

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If at first, you don't  

succeed, there is always the  

second or third chair

Friday haiku

 If at first, you don't  

succeed, you had better not  

be my brain surgeon

Thursday haiku

If at first, you don't  

succeed, you should probably  

not try skydiving

Wednesday haiku

If at first, you don't  

succeed, destroy any proof  

that you even tried

Tuesday haiku

Each rejection is  

a sharp arrow, deflating  

me, deflating me

Monday haiku

Trump's visit to the  

Middle East went better than  

Jamal Khashoggi's  

Weekend haiku

Trump's lack of morals  

in his travels to Qatar  

is now in plane view  

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Musk pulls back too late  

to save Tesla, which also  

explains fourteen kids

Friday haiku

An elevator  

repairman job is sure to  

have its ups and downs

Thursday haiku

Golf is the only  

sport where it is much better  

if you play sub-par

Wednesday haiku

I just found out that  

converted rice does not mean  

it's now Catholic

Tuesday haiku

Anniversaries  

are just reminders that men  

have bad memories

Monday haiku

 Birthdays are just an  

example of finiteness,  

loss and scarcity 

Weekend haiku

For Russ, roughing it  

is going someplace without  

strong 5G Wi-Fi  

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He now owns enough  

bottles, any place he goes  

is a bourbon trail

Friday haiku

A memorial  

for men I barely knew, and  

yet I mourn the loss

Thursday haiku

Kyle returns to work  

every Monday because he  

tends to get weekend 

Wednesday haiku

Due to Kyle's weekend  

immune system, he feels best  

when the work week's done

Tuesday haiku

For Sarah, even  

one snake in her yard is an  

overabundance

Monday haiku

 Pope Francis has passed  

after contracting a real  

bad case of JD

Weekend haiku

I don't get how a  

poet can write so much yet  

say nothing to me  

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Pope Francis was old  

and frail, not up to battle  

the evils of Vance

Friday haiku

How can Kristi Noem  

secure our borders if she  

can't secure her purse?

Thursday haiku

JD Vance meets the  

Pope, who dies hours later.  

Quick, go see Donald!

Wednesday haiku

Kristi Noem's purse was

stolen with three thousand cash.  

Now she can't buy souls.

Tuesday haiku

Donald Trump dislikes  

all immigrants, except for  

the ones he marries

Monday haiku

I hear that Drake likes  

to sing the song, "Ooh Child" but  

in a minor key

Weekend haiku

Elon and Kanye  

both praise Adolph, but only  

one would have survived  

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Many presidents  

have caused some world chaos, though  

Trump is the fascist

Friday haiku

Elon and Kanye  

will be reincarnated  

as small adolphins

Thursday haiku

Elon and Kanye  

like to tie their shoelaces  

with little knotsies