Thursday haiku

Scottish Highland Games:  

You should be warned in advance,  

there will be bagpipes

Wednesday haiku

Scottish Highland Games:  

They seem harmless enough, but  

a man could get kilt

Tuesday haiku

The sheep look thin due  

to inter-mutton-t fasting  

and baaad diet

Monday haiku

Near the farm, with all  

those cow butts farting, you can  

smell the dairy air

Weekend haiku

When camping, we have  

found black beans and sleeping bags  

are not a good mix  

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The only one who  

can set you free is yourself,  

unless you're in jail

Friday haiku

Campground showers are  

the perfect way to get you  

a little cleaner

Thursday haiku

Most people tend to  

be good but it's the assholes  

who get all the press

Wednesday haiku

Chickahominy  

Creek is misnamed. There's no chicks  

and no hominy

Tuesday haiku

While I'm waiting for  

inspiration, I will read  

other's captured sparks

Monday haiku

Most mosquito sprays  

keep my wife at a distance  

but the bugs still bite

Wednesday haiku

I'm taking a small  

haikooky break for my health  

and your sanity

Tuesday haiku

I may not be good  

looking, but I have been told  

I'm good at looking

Monday haiku

They all said he was  

brainless, but the cat scan now  

proves that they were wrong

Weekend haiku

A cool breeze lets the  

Summer sun knew that it's not  

completely in charge   

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Most vacations are  

small sightseeing breaks between  

the constant eating

Friday haiku

Sunshine warm on my  

neck, my shoulders, a friend I  

had forgot I missed

Thursday haiku

It's too early to  

be this awake, but I am.  

Damn old man bladder!

Wednesday haiku

It's too early to  

be this awake, but I am.  

I will blame the cat.

Tuesday haiku

The LDS church  

and LSD drugs both get  

you closer to God

Monday haiku

There's a small hill in  

the valley that is stunning  

to see. It's a butte!

Weekend haiku

Unemployed on the 

Fourth of July is really  

just one more day off  

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Father's Day: A chance  

to thank him for all that he's  

done with a bad tie

Friday haiku

The Fourth of July:  

If you talk about Trump, there  

will be fireworks

Thursday haiku

I read that Keanu  

Reeves whizzed here. That's one degree  

of sepeeration

Wednesday haiku

Jill hopes to be one  

hundred someday, though she's been  

twenty-nine six years

Tuesday haiku

Billy folded his  

dollar bill in half twice as  

he wanted quarters