Wednesday haiku

Who should we believe,  

dozens of women or one  

lying pedophile?

Tuesday haiku

 She softy kisses  

me goodbye, my lips waiting  

for her kiss hello

Monday haiku

Some poems come in  

a quick flurry, while others  

take their own sweet time

Weekend haiku

Rivers receding,  

flood levels dropping, I'm still  

searching for blue sky  

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The rain around here  

has been so crazy, I think  

it's deluge-ional

Friday haiku

Trump flips off worker,  

that one finger summing up  

all of his I.Q.

Thursday haiku

You should grow a beard  

It makes you look distinguished  

and helps hide your face

Wednesday haiku

A pagan in God's  

house, this particular wolf  

is wearing cotton

Tuesday haiku

December's here, all  

of November out the door,  

January looms

Monday haiku

The carpet looks like  

a large flock of birds flying.    

I walk carefully

Weekend haiku

Mooratorium:  

the temporary stop to  

your boat at the pier  

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Crows on both sides of  

the street, so we drove slowly  

past the murder scene

Friday haiku

Merde-atorium:  

the temporary stop to  

anything shitty

Thursday haiku

Mare-atorium:  

the temporary stoppage  

of female horses

Wednesday haiku

Myrrhatorium:  

the temporary stop to  

baby Jesus gifts

Tuesday haiku

More-atorium:  

the temporary stoppage  

of wanting extra

Monday haiku

Mirratorium:  

the temporary stoppage  

of shiny items

Weekend haiku

Her smile says, "I will  

have sex later" Her boots say,  

"You should get in line"   

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Maratorium:  

the temporary stoppage  

of things from the sea

Friday haiku

Why did the Southern  

Ocean cross the road? To get  

to the other tide

Thursday haiku

New Year's Day: Hoping  

this one is better than last  

year's dumpster fire