Friday Haiku

Leaving the boat, I
find that my disembark is
far worse than my bite

Thursday Haiku

The main asset for
a man with three legs is a
steady camera

Wednesday Haiku

The key problem for
a man with three legs must be
trying to buy pants

Tuesday's Haiku

In case of fire, break
glass, paint graffiti, commit
some vandalism

Monday haiku

She's with me tonight,
and I hold her close, while I
dread tomorrow's light

Weekend haiku

"Contact reception
for help; contact deception
for no help.  Thank you!" 

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He stares towards the
horizon, wishing, but it
never gets closer

Friday's haiku

Gray whales may not be
like James Bond, but they do love
a view to a krill