Tuesday haiku

Yes, most mornings hold  

promise, but the night before  

tends to hold cocktails

Monday haiku

Most mornings are not  

nearly as entertaining  

as the night before

Weekend haiku

A mirrored closet  

brings reality too quickly  

into each morning  

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You would think I'd learn  

that too many beers creates  

a bleary morning

Wednesday haiku

I can tell I need  

lunch as breakfast has become  

just a memory

Tuesday haiku

We're having a late  

lunch because early dinner's  

three hours away

Monday haiku

Lyndsay Graham passed.  

Mitch McConnell missing. Don't  

these things come in threes?

Weekend haiku

Another tie-dye  

t-shirt, a few more colors  

to light up my day  

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Another tie-dye  

t-shirt, because the dozen  

I have aren't enough

Friday haiku

Another tie-dye  

t-shirt, a few more colors  

to fill the dresser

Thursday haiku

Yellowstone camp, a  

coyote howls; next morning,  

paw prints near the tent

Wednesday haiku

Her confidence shines:  

Miss White with a knife in the  

conservatory

Tuesday haiku

Starlight flickers bright,  

yet even the present is  

a long time ago

Monday haiku

It's impossible   

after a fight to hang up  

cellphones angrily

Weekend haiku

Disney has opened  

a new park in Utah. It's  

called "Walt Lake City"  

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Why did the credit  

card marry the battery?  

They both love charges

Friday haiku

The jet contrail splits  

the blue, one very long cloud  

on a cloudless day

Thursday haiku

A box of rusty  

nails, dusty in the garage,  

waiting their purpose

Wednesday haiku

She painted the cow  

skull bright, bold colors, giving  

it another life