Friday haiku

"I'm sorry, I don't 
have enough money to buy 
this," she said shyly

Thursday haiku

"Why do I have to 
do this again and again," 
he said overtly

Wednesday haiku

"It is something I 
will likely, possibly do," 
he said mightily

Tuesday haiku

"You have theories, but 
no facts to back them," she said 
disapprovingly

Monday haiku

"When I write, the lead 
on this pencil breaks," she said 
disappointedly

Weekend haiku

"I know I'm not tall 
enough for the amusement 
rides," he said shortly 

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"I wish I was like 
the Venus de Milo," she 
said disarmingly

Friday haiku

"I need enough wasps 
to complete a baseball team," 
he said benignly

Thursday haiku

"All the wasps arrived 
after the planned due date," he 
said belatedly

Wednesday haiku

"Why do we have so 
many poltergeists," he said 
mean-spiritedly

Tuesday haiku

"How could I leave the 
brand new tire at home, he 
said despairingly

Monday haiku

"I only eat berries, 
nuts, twigs and pine cones," he said 
quite naturally

Weekend haiku

"I can't believe I 
ate an entire window,"
he said painfully 

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"I'm healthier now 
I'm on this Clydesdale diet," 
he said balefully

Friday haiku

"I believe Teddy 
Pendergrass is wonderful," 
she said soulfully

Thursday haiku

"I'm a big fan of 
James Brown, Prince and George Clinton," 
she said funkily

Wednesday haiku

While all the world's a 
stage, and we're merely players, 
Neil Peart was much more

Tuesday haiku

The world keeps spinning, 
but it lost its rhythm when 
Neil Peart passed away

Monday haiku

"I hope I don't lose 
toes to hypothermia," 
she said quite coldly

Weekend haiku

"I am the ghost of 
Nirvana's lead singer," he 
said rather curtly 

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"I can't believe it's 
over a hundred degrees," 
he said haughtily

Friday haiku

"There's now just smoke where 
the firecracker was," he 
said offhandedly

Thursday haiku

"We should put all the 
slimy things in the closet", 
he said stoically

Wednesday haiku

"My back left tire 
seems to have a large nail in 
it", he said flatly

Tuesday haiku

I'm not a fan of 
growing older, but it beats 
the alternative

Monday haiku

I am under the 
weather, but then aren't we all, 
except astronauts

Weekend haiku

Justin is leaving 
us to be a bartender,  
so he will drink less  

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Justin left travel  
to be a bartender, still  
tells folks where to go

Friday haiku

Justin is leaving 
us to be a bartender,  
we will still see him

Thursday haiku

Justin is leaving 
us to be a bartender, 
since drunks are less sad

Wednesday haiku

Three hundred sixty 
six days to improve or screw 
up your life. Your choice!