Friday's Haiku

She hid the Twinkies
in a box of Ding-Dongs, since
she hates Ding-Dongs

Thursday's Haiku

His whole plan was to
eat a whole box of Twinkies
and stay up all night

Wednesday's Haiku

The health food cafe's
most famous dish is Sparrow
Asparagus Quiche

Tuesday's Haiku

The Fourth of July
celebrates our freedom to
blow some shit up good

Monday's Haiku

The scenic boat cruise
would be so much more scenic
if you weren't sleeping

Weekend Haiku's

Her chiropractor
was always so willing to
take a crack at it 

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I love my city
even more when I see it
through a stranger's eyes

Friday's Haiku

When they start making
cod and oyster burgers, cows
better start swimming