Tuesday haiku

I'm not losing my
hair, my forehead has become
much more assertive

Monday haiku

For the buffalo,
his cell phone bill was huge. They
charged him for roaming

Weekend haiku

Romney called Trump a
fraud and liar.  Well, duh, he's
a politician 

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Romney called Trump a
huckster, or in other words,
a Republican

Friday haiku

In the darkness, the
wind shakes the trees, or at least
I hope it's the wind

Thursday haiku

It's Ramadan, so
she's fasting, maybe I should
stop offering cake

Wednesday haiku

LL Cool J is
on TV-NCIS:
LA.  OMG!

Tuesday haiku

The planks of wood kept
taking pictures of themselves
as they liked shelfies