Wednesday haiku

Emperor Nero
had a barbeque, fiddle
music filled the air

Tuesday haiku

Trump supporters aren't

racist ignorant hicks, as

most of them aren't hicks

Monday haiku

Billy found out his
girlfriend made whiskey part-time,
and he loved her still

Weekend haiku

Jill loves the Fourth of
July, as it's the one time
she gets a good bang 

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Married thirty years,
they now only make love when
they can find the parts

Friday haiku

Bobby works very
hard trying to find ways to
not work very hard

Thursday haiku

For Jillian, there
is nothing mellow about
her melodrama

Wednesday haiku

I think I suffer
from O.D.D: Obsessive
Doofus Disorder