Wednesday haiku

The wizard rabbi
knows all, except which hat he
should be wearing now

Tuesday haiku

I wrote this haiku
for my psychic mom, but she
knew it was coming

Monday haiku

Dressed in fishnets and
high heels, he'd misunderstood
what drag racing meant

Weekend haiku

He'd thought he found a
large seed in his juicy peach,
and that's a pity

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I missed my high school
reunion, now I don't know
if I'm popular

Friday haiku

The Cook family,
all twelve of them, found they could
not make a good broth

Thursday haiku

They say beauty is
only skin deep, also true
for melanoma

Wednesday haiku

Most knights know it takes
a special kind of queen to
make that kingdom come