Thursday haiku

The feminist told
him, "It's okay to have a
dick, just don't be one."

Wednesday haiku

Ozzy Osbourne is
a vegetarian, must
have been a fruit bat

Tuesday haiku

Bill's wealth of knowledge
was actually only
worth a buck fifty

Monday haiku

Bill likes to be spanked,
for good health, claiming it adds
color to his cheeks

Weekend haiku

Dental appointment
in five days, I've got four days
before I must floss 

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She smiles at me, as
if I were an abandoned
puppy, which is nice

Friday haiku

Yes, it takes many
nails to build the crib, but just
one screw to fill it

Thursday haiku

The fine droplets of
water will alight on blades
of grass in dew time