Wednesday haiku

Bill loves driving cars,
but the biking trip was a
bit two wheel for him

Tuesday haiku

Rush hour deadlock,
screaming in his car, seems right,
Paul's driving a Fit

Monday haiku

Celebrities known
for their bodies shouldn't have
a "talent" agent

Weekend haiku

I have found tea is
for gossip, brandy for shock,
whiskey for dancing

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Celebrities known
for their bodies need to have
a talent later

Friday haiku

Asked to explain the
difference, Julie noted, "Slugs
are just homeless snails!"

Thursday haiku

Always carrying
their homes with them, snails must be
agoraphobic

Wednesday haiku

He was a healthy
boy, but Morse would always talk
like he had a code