Monday haiku

If we're pushing for 
equality, don't focus 
on our differences

Weekend haiku

Sally is always 
smiling, like she's a ray of 
eternal sunshine 

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Time marches on, so 
just stay out of the middle 
of the parade route

Friday haiku

She complains there's no 
one here to take her money. 
That's why I come here.

Thursday haiku

This restaurant is 
full of pathetic, single 
men. Wait. I'm here. Damn!

Wednesday haiku

The trees know, but due 
to our arrogant ways, they 
will not be talking

Tuesday haiku

Watched "The Time Machine",
now I'm hoping I'm able
to get that time back

Monday haiku

When I run, I tend 
to look like an extra from 
"Chariots of Fire"