Tuesday, February 16, 2021

Tuesday haiku

Sara is so pale,  

her tan is just a darker  

shade of translucent

Monday, February 15, 2021

Monday haiku

Sometimes, reality  

feels like the last crumbs in a  

potato chip bag

Saturday, February 13, 2021

Weekend haiku

 She took a cat nap  

during her lunch break, but still  

woke up dog-tired  

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I bet she thinks I'm  

staring at her shy beauty.  

Well, maybe I am

Friday, February 12, 2021

Friday haiku

Don't bother Mama  

before her coffee, unless  

you want a timeout  

Thursday, February 11, 2021

Thursday haiku

 Bob's big pick-up is  

overcompensation for  

his small bank account

Wednesday, February 10, 2021

Wednesday haiku

If you reference  

your dick size on a bumper  

sticker, it's tiny

Tuesday, February 9, 2021

Tuesday haiku

 The reappearance  

of the sun makes me squint and  

wonder where it's been