Weekend haiku

I am no longer  

in mint condition, but she  

loves me just the same  

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I'm no longer in  

mint condition, well played with,  

but my value's up

Friday haiku

Sometimes, collections  

of discordant noise can be  

music. Sometimes not.

Thursday haiku

Jesus loves you, but  

only because he has to.  

He thinks you're a dick!

Wednesday haiku

After six boxes,  

I claim these Girl Scout cookies  

are so NOT Thin Mints

Tuesday haiku

Those who have walked with  

you on life's long road may not  

reach the end with you

Monday haiku

Last week, I bought five  

boxes of Girl Scout cookies.  

I need Samoa!

Weekend haiku

In your driveway, you  

never want the medical  

examiner van  

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With Trump found guilty  

of libel for millions, he's  

found out talk's not cheap