Haikooky- Haiku for laughter's sake

Thursday, May 8, 2025

JD Vance meets the

Pope, who dies hours later.

Quick, go see Donald!

Kristi Noem's purse was

stolen with three thousand cash.

Now she can't buy souls.

Donald Trump dislikes

all immigrants, except for

the ones he marries

I hear that Drake likes

to sing the song, "Ooh Child" but

in a minor key

Elon and Kanye

both praise Adolph, but only

one would have survived

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Many presidents

have caused some world chaos, though

Trump is the fascist

Elon and Kanye

will be reincarnated

as small adolphins

Elon and Kanye

like to tie their shoelaces

with little knotsies