Thursday, June 30, 2011

Thursday's Haiku

He'd seen so many
eagles, that by noon, it was
just another bird

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Wednesday's Haiku

The fire department's
so small, it only puts out
heartburns and rugburns

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Tuesday's Haiku

Went for some coffee.
Didn't want to wake you, so
we'll be back at noon

Monday, June 27, 2011

Monday's Haiku

They ate the whole pig,
everything but the squeal, which
they kept for later

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Weekend Haiku's

His yard measures four
feet by four, just bigger than
his riding mower

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If I loved the smell
of cut grass any more, I'd
likely be a goat

Friday, June 24, 2011

Friday's Haiku

"Wreck of the Edmund
Fitzgerald" is a bad choice
for a lap dance song

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Thursday's Haiku

She couldn't replace
her father with other men
so she married him