Monday haiku

Democracy is
for those who like freedom, and
those who want a choice

Weekend haiku

So much ahead of
me, and the sun at my back,
I should roll over 

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Bill bought some pants for
fifty percent off, but they
only halfway fit

Friday haiku

For REI's Opt
Outside campaign, I told my
girlfriend, "Take a hike!"

Thanksgiving haiku

A Fox News Special:
Obama pardons Turkey!
Russia furious!

Wednesday haiku

She closed her eyes, turned
her face upward, trying to
be a solar sponge

Tuesday haiku

Refugees might be

trouble, but Republicans

definitely are

Monday haiku

I now know that all
my references are for
a much older crowd