Weekend haiku

Stuck in the hotel,
can't go outside, now paying
for my room and bored 

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Don't touch the hive, my
friend, I've always found it's best
to just let them bee

Friday haiku

Sara's so easy,
she goes in and out more than
a fiddler's elbow

Thursday haiku

Jill's mood goes up and
down more than shock absorbers
on a rocky road

Wednesday haiku

Mozart, to make sweet
music, as you do, takes a
stunning pianist

Tuesday haiku

Her business plan
isn't just practical, it
makes dollars and sense

Monday haiku

Yes, our football team
is great, but the bandwagon
is completely full

Weekend haiku

Jill's super power
is she can make every drop
of wine disappear 

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Since Jill is always
complaining, her new nickname
is "the whinery"