Monday haiku

Halloween is the
one day a year I can wear
pajamas at work

Weekend haiku

Her fascination
with the food chain would make more
sense in the jungle

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Puppies, kittens and
porn are the three main reasons
for the internet

Friday haiku

With each selfie, a
piece of our soul disappears
into our ego

Thursday haiku

My kids run outside,
bundled up, make snow angels,
laugh devilishly

Wednesday haiku

I've loved more girls that
I barely knew than the ones
I've known really well

Tuesday Haiku

Ten push-ups just so
happens to be ten more than
I've done since high school

Monday haiku

Library sex can
be found via the Do Me
Decimal System