Tuesday haiku

If Malcolm had been 
a government employee, 
he'd have been Fed-X

Monday haiku

Bill may have a small 
car, but he calls his co-pilot 
dog his Land Rover

Weekend haiku

The threats to cripple
our government are linked to
homegrown Trumporists

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Jed's a cross between
Papa Smurf, the Seven Dwarf's Doc,
and Peter Pan's Smee

Friday haiku

Humans may not have  

obvious panels, but we're   

all solar-powered

Thursday haiku

Gerald buys a new 
calendar each year, just so 
he's guaranteed dates

Wednesday haiku

As you study the 
painting, you find the image
is studying you

Tuesday haiku

The more times you go 
outside, the more the outside 
will be inside you